Tuesday, October 31, 2006

31 Oct 06

Time:

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Money:

$4, pet food, gym store.
$12, back to the regular lunch (just for today), the regular place.
$4, maple macchiato, campus Starbucks.
$3, grilled peanut butter and honey, PressToast.

More interesting things:

Passed on my way to the train a small kid who asked his mom, "Okay, but what about 86th and Broadway, then?" This, I guess, is what happens to you when you did your peek-a-boos under Washington's boot (see Saturday post of a few weeks ago): you are able by the age of seven to hold intelligent conversations about particular city intersections.

Figured out, at last, why it makes me laugh when a conductor tries to urge people either into or out of (whichever one will work, as far as he's concerned) a car at rush hour - "There is another express train DIRECTLY behind this train!" only makes sense; isn't it the nature of a train, which, you will concede, must run on a track, to follow the one in front of it? (Okay, okay... I understand he just means that it's coming up quick. But maybe "immediately" would work better than "directly"?)

Left Professor Bravo's office as Professor Number Four (Bravo's mentor) arrived. I quickly made arrangements with Professor Bravo to return on Thursday, but Number Four added, "Oh, and we have that thing tomorrow, don't we?" I'm grateful to the event arranger if only for an opportunity to share a "we" with these cool people.

Laughed at a girl waltzing into Pless with... a table costume perched on her shoulders. It wasn't a Halloween table, as ours were, but a red-and-white checkered picnic-style table probably runs a close second.

Laughed again as the Starbucks Line Commander made a bunch of loud, goofy comments about a devil who made it halfway through the doors into the store - and then turned and went back out. When I mentioned that she had scared the devil away, I thought the commander was going to fall over cackling.

Got a Halloween under red and gold leaves for the first time in 19 years, and benefited this time around from a pipes-and-drums corps heralding the arrival of the kids' parade around Washington Square.

Spotted a German Shepherd whose bumblebee costume matched those on his people... including a long stinger pointing up from his back.

Commented admiringly on an old-school Michael Jackson costume as I waited with Anne at PressToast, and got a cheerful "hi" and a sequined wave in return.

Wrestled my way, with Anne and Girts, towards Sixth Avenue in hopes of catching some of the parade. We did, and what we saw was very, very cool - glowing pumpkins and dancing skeletons, all up high on poles so you could see, and skillfully maneuvered by their carriers to swoop down over the crowd (like, right over the crowd.) I'll leave class early next year, if I have to; I definitely need to get a real look at this thing.

Spied, on a church that only had to sit there and be its normal architectural self to achieve an appropriate level of spookiness, a giant white spider, bobbing around on the side of the turret thing. Since he was a balloon, I guess, his legs and sometimes his body waved slowly, making it look like he was scuttling ominously down towards us. It was, to put it shortly, awesome.

Monday, October 30, 2006

30 Oct 06

Time:

Got on the local at Union Square 1305, made it back to my station at 1320. Gotta compare this to the express, which is of course what I've wanted to do for pretty much two months now, but anyway...

Money:

$6, pet food, gym store.
$24, actual pet food (ha!) - plus a grassy nesty thing and pine shavings - Petco, where the pets go.

More interesting things:

Spotted a Citarella moped. I guess it belonged to a delivery guy, but there were so many bags loaded on the thing that I'm not sure where he planned on sitting.

Waited behind the EBay Mailers of the Century at the post office, which was frustrating, but walked out after a guy who waited, like, a whole minute to hold the door for me, which was very nice. (And what campaign will we be adding that to, ladies and gentlemen?)

Paused my iPod when the Joe Cocker version of "With a Little Help from My Friends" came on at the gym. That song goes with Weetzie Bat, incidentally.

More interesting things I haven't done yet:

Gone to Energy Cafe (or whatever the second word might be.) They have all this crazy lifter-style chow... protein pancakes, low-fat mozzarella, you name it. And on top of that it's supposed to be good.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

29 Oct 06

Time:

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Money:

$7, "pet food," gym store. (And that's the last time I'm putting quotes.)
$45, groceries - and we're getting more and more basic here - from Gristede's.

More interesting things:

Enjoyed a whole round-trip - to the gym and back, plus a stop at the grocery store - of appropriate and largely New York-ish songs. Maybe most notably, the subway pulled into the station as Benny Goodman started up with "Sing, Sing, Sing," which is of course a near-perfect match, and then I got "Arthur" as I was leaving the station for the gym. On the way back, Mahalia came in with "Joy to the World," just at the time that a very large cluster of people decided, for some reason, to, like, scrutinize the system map. All I could see was their backs as they bent low and close to see, and for all I could tell it might have been a reigning baby Savior there in the corner rather than a diagram indicating the best way to get from 59th Street to Penn Station.

Entertained some seasonable turkey-related thoughts when I noticed a woman whose bag - which hung down her back right about where a tail would be - contained Indian corn with the husks fluffed out over the top like Tom's big feathery November best.

28 Oct 06

Time:

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Money:

$218, the black coat that suddenly seemed very reasonably priced given all our hunting at discount stores, Banana Republic.
$24, three pints of Bass (one of which I think the bartender actually gave me on the house) and half an order of wings, Blondie's.
$5, coffee, Starbucks by my apartment.

More interesting things:

Went to Ship of Fools with Alex and his girlfriend, and it lived up to its great rating. A worker (I think he might have been a manager or even an owner, actually) was waiting outside the door, and I thought we were going to be carded, but no: he just asked whether we preferred table or bar and what game we wanted to watch. All three of us were a little taken aback at that, but we recovered sufficiently to follow the guy to a nice corner table with a TV - and sound, may I add - right on top of the banquette bench. And on top of all that, they had Woodchuck on tap, good chow, and a nice waitress who gave us little candies for dessert. I will definitely be headed back there sometime in the near future.

Watched the first half of the Georgia game from our little round-table Gator nest, and went nuts for the first touchdown - seven points for us with nine minutes and eleven seconds to go in the first quarter. Interesting, since I had already been thinking about the weird, fun, comforting, and strangely familiar experience of watching Florida football with Florida friends... in Manhattan.

Rode the crosstown bus with a guy in a royal-blue-and-gold Chinese pajama-looking outfit; he had a hat and a long black braid to go with it. It occurs to me now that it might have been a Halloween costume - I saw Mr. Peanut a little later - but I don't really think so.

Went right on with my day of Gainesville-New York confluence as I waited for Anne at Blondie's (in a Gallop t-shirt, incidentally, with my black NYU sweatshirt) and listened to not just Tom Petty, for chrissakes, but American Girl. Has anyone else sat in that bar and had reason to think of Beaty freaking Towers, or is it just me?

Joked around with the bartender - who fixed shot-sized Mind Erasers for himself and his friends, by the way; let's go back to Gainesville just ONE more time while we're at it - about the slow music on XM. I also got splashed with some vodka-and-cranberry that another bartender was shaking, so when I asked her what she was fixing, she asked kind of sheepishly, "Enough for you guys to have some?" (They were good.) And then, to round things out, we were invited to join what Anne figured looked like a bachelor party by some fairly cute and very drunk guys, which cracked me up. As amusing as it probably would have been to stick around, that's when we headed out, but we've already decided to try to come back another time when that crowd - well, at least the cool bartender - is there.

Decided that the past few days (including today) have been quite Weetzie Bat-ish, thanks to Mike and drinking in the afternoon.

Ordered a whole stack of books (and one DVD - Big Bird Goes to China; I'm very excited) with the giftcards Ben was so nice to give me, and discovered not only that a book called Subwayland seemed like it would be a fun read, but that it would cost $11.86, kind of a funny number for a price but an excellent number for a house on Bruce Street.

Friday, October 27, 2006

27 Oct 06

Time:

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Money:


$7, "pet food," gym store.
$1, Calvin Trillin book, The Strand (and as I told Anne, I still can't believe that what some people might fly 2200 miles to have the chance to do, I can experience just in the course of walking to meet my friends for lunch.)
$12, part of the pizza-and-Anchor-Steam-on-tap bill, Patsy's.
$4, "pink" mocha, Joe on E. 13th (?)

More interesting things:

Waited (somewhat impatiently, I'll admit; we were on the platform for quite a while) for the train with a smallish older woman in a red suit, who chose to take out her subway-related frustrations on... a piece of Dubble Bubble. Somehow the garish yellow wrapper looked a little incongruous in her hands, but it did make me smile.

Jumped, at long last, onto a very old-school car, at least for this line. The big green number on the front reminded me of Oscar the Grouch or something else Sesame Streetish, and I think that was the first time I'd ridden such a non-electronic-looking train anywhere other than the west side.

Apologized for bumping into a girl in the gym stairwell, thereby demonstrating (I guess) that I was a reasonably pleasant person, because she chose me to define for her the purple-placarded phrase "Please Use Handrails." I laughed, showed her what a handrail was, and added that it was so people couldn't blame the school if they fell, so she laughed too - at least I hope that's why she laughed - and we went on about our business.

Saw a lot of Army reminders today - two sets of BDU's (although I think the one in the train station actually belonged to a flyboy) and a black, white, and gold sweatshirt.

Passed Grace Church on Broadway, which first of all is a fine example of the castles-in-the-city style of architecture, with all the green green grass and the Dungeons and Dragons or King's Quest feel, but maybe even better features Bach pieces on the organ around lunchtime four days a week. I happened to go by when the sign said music would be playing, but since I wanted to meet my friends on time, I'll have to do it another day - preferably sometime soon.

Watched as a skater whizzed by us on WSq South. This would not have been unusual except that a) they were roller SKATES, not blades or a board; b) the wheels lit up with crazy colors as they spun; and c) the guy wearing them was probably about 40 and had on dress pants and a button-down shirt to go with them.

Saw a guy with fangs. I know you can have your incisors filed, if you find the right free-thinking (or really weird) dentist, and Anne added that you can have false ones implanted, but I'm hoping that guy was just wearing a grill, because I don't think the vampire look was working for him so much.

Examined a hundred million long or longish black wool, wool and cashmere, and wool, cashmere, and nylon coats. With Anne's extremely patient and amusing assistance, we pawed through coats with round collars, stand-up collars, hoods, and fur ruffs. We looked at single-breasted and double-breasted, big buttons and small buttons, belted and plain. We looked in two different stores. We found a good one, but since I am challenged and neglected to bring my card, I put it on hold; tomorrow I'll re-check out the one at Banana Republic and see which one I should get.

26 Oct 06

Time:

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Money:

$7, "pet food," gym store.
$12, excellent Zen Noodles (I'm glad they could be so philosophical about getting eaten), some Thai place on W. 4th that Jenn will have to identify for me once again.
$2, tip for the bartender who gave Anne and me "tastes" the size of half a pint, Valhalla (and the beer wasn't free; I had gotten Anne's bill at Dojo the other night, so she very nicely got my Grimpenmire or whatever that fabulous stuff is called.)

More interesting things:

Stepped over Che Guevara. Well, anyway, his face as spray-painted on a West 17th Street sidewalk, and I'm pretty sure that's who it was. Where exactly do you get something like that? The Guerilla Leader Stencil Store?

Took the 1 because although it is true that 1/2/3, A/C/E DO go together, that's only really true at Penn Station - not West 4th Street. Duh. So instead I just guessed that Christopher Street would work out (and when we got there, the purple mosaic banners indicated I'd guessed right), and ended up having a truly enjoyable walk through part of the West Village.

Stood talking on my cell phone - and freezing - outside the East Building, and from the corner of my eye caught a girl wearing the exact same olive-drab-and-fake-fur jacket I had on; unfortunately for her she also carried a three-ring binder labeled with the name of that school a hundred-and-some blocks uptown. Heh.

Talked with Professor Number One, who with a "Take them, they're a present," gave me a stack of three books on teaching history. That was only the beginning of an extended and highly amusing series of exchanges, however. It continued when she told me she was "so God-damned angry" with another professor who wouldn't let a student teacher out of class to go to the high school's conference night; moved on when I told her about Professor Alpha's "out-of-sorts" introduction to the discussion the other day and received a "YOU?! Out-of-sorts??" in return; and finished up with a comment about what a long week it had been, and this was, let us bear in mind, on THURSDAY. (Just the same, since she could have substituted "career" for "week" I'm very much inclined to see things her way.)

Listened inattentively as someone at a corner urged her companions to "watch it, watch it, WATCH IT!" when a taxi or some such came around quickly; listened more attentively - and amusedly - as Anne added, "tourists, tourists, TOURISTS!"

Found myself left in the street-crossing dust with Anne as a guy on a cell phone blew by. This would not have been interesting except that as he went, the sole piece of conversation we were able to overhear was comprised of the following pair of sentences: "Oh, incestuous? I like that, that's good!" I'm thinking he was actually just approving of someone's carefully-considered word choice in describing some business argument or something, but still. As Anne said, you never know what kinds of things you're going to hear in this town.

Noticed that the doors on my doorman friends' buildings have finally closed over in deference to this new fifty-degrees-or-less thing we have going on here, but the one guy, from the first building I pass, spotted me through the door and waved animatedly. It's funny, because since I only go by two doormen on my way home, it's not at all surprising that I would notice them. On the other hand, how many people do they see float by in the hours of their shifts? I like that I get a nice wave.

More interesting things I haven't done yet:

Gone to the Slaughtered Lamb, featuring a wolf on its sign and what, according to Brenan, are not just Halloween decorations on the inside. It's on West 4th Street, as I recall, between the 1 station and, like, Sixth Avenue, maybe?

25 Oct 06

Time:

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Money:

? (No, really... I'm going to recognize that a lot of times I don't get to update this right away and I'm SERIOUSLY GOING TO START MAKING NOTE OF THE CASH [OUT]FLOW.)

More interesting things:

Continued on my cloud-watching turn, this time near school, where a few wispy ones glowed bright silver-white over the East Building. I wouldn't be recording this, probably, except that they were among the most intensely candescent clouds I've ever seen.

Noticed on one of those short poles meant to keep people from driving onto the sidewalk in front of Professor Number Two's building a sticker promoting a book called "The 40-Point Guide to Peeing in New York." This, clearly, is something I need to take a look at.

Received a counterintelligence assignment from Professor Alpha, and that's all I'm going to say about that.

24 Oct 06

Time:

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Money:

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More interesting things:

Walked down my avenue towards the subway and noticed that papers were floating through the air, pretty high up off the street. I guess I should have something wise and disappointed to say about the fact that there's even litter in New York's airspace, but in fact it looked like so many birds drifting around up there, kind of like that detergent commercial I like so much.

Headed out of the station on my way to the gym and passed a lady wearing a turban that was covering either a lifetime's worth of hair or Carmen Miranda's fruit basket hat. I would constantly be knocking it over on signs and stuff, particularly in the subway stations, but I guess by now she must be used to it.

Noticed crowds on 14th Street, as usual... taxis squealing by, as usual... and two cops, one with riot gun and the other with German Shepherd, not that usual, thankfully. They were guarding the line outside the record store (the purpose of which - the line, I mean - they didn't know themselves; the best they could come up with when I asked was, "I dunno, some kinda concert, I guess?") I'm glad they're so on-point, as my kids would have said, but yeesh.

Passed a fruit stand on University Place, and, more importantly, a stroller containing a person who was enjoying the seller's wares. We're talking here about a very small, very young kid - a baby, really - but he (or she, I guess) had one grape in hand and was, to judge by the look on his face, considering very carefully the idea of eating it.

Noticed that the leaves in WSq Park are turning gold and red, starting at the edges and working their way back to green. It got cold all of a sudden, and I think my brain is still expecting it to go back to hot somehow.

Discovered that this is probably not going to happen, if the street decorations over Broadway are anything to go by. It's not even stores doing it, because there I would sort of understand the profit-motivated wish to begin reminding people about the end of December; it's the city, I guess, with at least one big white snowflake thingy stretched over the road.

Learned that Peter Sis - of Kitaq Goes Ice Fishing fame, I think, and if not definitely lots of other well-respected picture books - is the one who designed the mosaics in my subway station. Did he actually go there and coordinate the physical creation? Or was it more of a concept thing sent from Alaska or wherever he is for the tiling experts to implement here for him? Either way, that's high-class stuff.

Admired a very well-behaved German Shepherd as he waited just inside the first sliding door at Gristede's for his person to finish the shopping. I saw one person come out, but the big guy ignored him completely - he knew what his job was, and it entailed not moving one furry speck until the right human said "Okay!"

Monday, October 23, 2006

23 Oct 06

Time:

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Money:

$20, new shirt, Old Navy.
$14, lettuce, Tupperware (actually I think it's Rubbermaid), and cranberries, Gristede's.

More interesting things:

Watched as the driver of an SUV too large for this street angled his way speck by torturous speck into a space between two other cars. What counts for "enough" room here is very, very different from what constitutes the same idea almost anywhere else, and where most people try desperately to avoid even little taps into surrounding cars, here you're just glad if you only have to do it twice.

Encouraged silently a commuter who dashed for the express... and made it just in time. Like, her coat was almost stuck in the door. I love to watch people just barely make it; all of a sudden the effort to get wherever you're going (work, for most people, I suspect) is much more exciting.

Smiled inwardly as a couple split for different trains in the middle of the rush but took time for a kiss - not a dry and boring peck, not something from an unnamed movie studio in California, just a nice kiss - in the middle of the platform.

Discovered that Straight out of the Crate (as in the cut-price Crate and Barrel store) has taken up residence in an old boxing spot, Gramercy Gym. How I missed the bronze plate after all these trips to my own gym, I'm not at all sure, but I'm glad I saw it today.

Saw one of those full-length down coats my mom's always talking about, and it DID look warm. It also made me want to pat the collar - the fur looked very realistic, and I worked hard to refrain from finding out if it felt as fluffy as it looked. And finally, on a less supportive note, it looked as though the person wearing it had on a mummy sleeping bag with a hole cut out of the bottom. This would, needless to say, do wonders for fending off the concrete-canyon wind, but I'm not sure I can carry off the Kelty look.

Gave in and sat down on the train coming back from the gym, even though I was kind of enjoying standing; when I finally did, the guy across from me smiled and agreed that it was more comfortable that way, and then I got a "have a nice day, now!" as I got off: New Yorkers ARE Polite Campaign exhibit number who knows how many.

Found myself very confused as I walked past an older man in the subway station who had his fingers plugged firmly into his ears. I had my own ears stuffed with iPod headphones, so at first I had no idea what was causing the problem, but I didn't see any trains - clearly it wasn't the high-pitched brake squeal that will make anyone cringe. I looked around a little more carefully and spotted the source of the man's displeasure across the tracks on the downtown platform: a cellist. Oy.

Sped through midtown on my quest to get a new shirt. I was successful - and in exactly the correct amount of time - and even had three seconds to consider the absolute insanity of 34th Street around Broadway. I'm glad I don't have to go down there much, and it's not the most... cooperative area when you really need to get something done fast, but it is definitely packed and crawling and awake and alive, and it makes me laugh.

Realized that what with the buildings in this town, you really don't get much of a look at clouds unless they happen to be above you, which is of course a very direct contrast to Florida, where almost all the clouds worth looking at are just above the horizon. Today, though, I spotted a few good Cloudwalker-ish, southern-style, golden-pink clouds, dithering around over the East River, I guess. I liked seeing them even when they were everyday occurrences for me, but having them as visitors makes them seem that much nicer.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

22 Oct 06

Time:

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Money:

$66, lots of eggs, yogurt, and salad stuff, among other things, Gristede's.
$10, an okay (but not fabulous) version of my new walnut-related salad, but at least this one came to my door rather than me going to get it, City Market Cafe by way of SeamlessWeb.

More interesting things:

Watched as a whole party of pigeons swooped over the avenue at once; I guess they landed in a pack around this tree in the sidewalk, because when two little girls and their grownup walked their dogs past... WHOOSH! I never saw a pigeon exodus quite like it. Woof woof - not even a very loud woof woof! - and those guys were gone in a big tutting, cooing, pigeonly huff.

Finished my presentation for Professor Number One's class. Just thought I'd add that in there since besides my pigeons and a pretty normal trip to the gym, I've been straight chillin' all day.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

21 Oct 06

Time:

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Money:

$12, lunch, lunch place.
$4, maple Frappuccino (which caused Roey to laugh at me and accuse me of drinking ice cream.)
$28, a ton of wings and two beers, Blondie's.

More interesting things:

Called my dad to wish him a happy birthday, of course.

Rode down to the gym on a train whose driver (or conductor, probably) added a long "Uhhh..." to his descriptions of where we were - and were not - going. It made it very clear that there was a real person in there, and one, moreover, who was thinking carefully before he gave out that information.

Repeated said conductor's directions as far as getting to Lower Manhattan and Brooklyn to a couple of kids - maybe young high schoolers or older middle schoolers - who needed to go to Bowling Green, apparently for a school project. They both had mouths like longshoremen, but when you ignored that you realized that the girl was probably really smart and the boy wasn't far behind. She was not taking any guff from him at all, and harassed him about writing his research paper ("Pfff... how you gonna do ten pages if you can't even do five?" "I can DO five! I can do TEN!"), where to go ("She [meaning me] just SAID you change at the Brooklyn Bridge for the J shuttle!" "Yeah, but it doesn't say Bowling Green!" "For the love of Christ [this is not something you hear 14-year-olds come up with too often] just do what I tell you") and so on. Then, of course, the uhhh conductor repeated it once again himself, and the poor boy got a really classic "Duh" look from his friend. And on top of all that, they seemed extremely good-natured, and invested in doing their project correctly. Excellent.

Passed an immigrants' rights rally in Union Square. I hadn't seen anything like that there yet, so I appreciated it, but I was too hungry to stand around for long.

Saw, in the entrance to the garage on University Place, a smaller version of the banner I had correctly guessed read "I [heart] Rex" a couple of weeks ago; what's more, I found out that I do in fact know exactly what "Rex" is: that rooster wine. It's called HRM Goliath Rex, the Giant 47-Pound Rooster, and I guess it's marketed at the crowd that's been buying up so many "critter wines" that that actually became a category (!). This is not to say that I don't think it's pretty cool myself, actually; roosters are good, and wine is good, so maybe rooster wine is even better. I'll have to give it a try one of these days.

Studied with Anne and Roey in... the plane room. Normally we score a study room in the very bottom of the library, where cell phone stripes are impossible to come by but the renovations are pretty new. Today, on the other hand, we found ourselves on the sixth floor (and barely that much; for some reason everyone else was snorking up the space today) in a perfectly nice room that sounded and smelled like a 757 getting ready to take off. I'm pretty sure this was a combination of the air conditioning noise and the cologne of one or more of the guys we evicted, but still. It was weird.

20 Oct 06

Time:

Left apartment 1814, arr "our" Italian restaurant 1826.

Money:

$8, caffeine supply and deodorant, Gristede's Pharmacy.
$54, peanut butter, cookbook, and shipping to G'ville, PB Co. online.

More interesting things:

Zipped all the way to the restaurant, thoroughly enjoying the COLD. And it was; the rain blew out, the wind blew in and brought a genuine chill along with it. I was very glad I had my jacket, and it probably wouldn't have been a tragedy if I'd had some gloves!

Allowed my senses to take me on a quick tour of the fall and winter. It started with getting ready to meet Ben and his parents for dinner, because somehow putting on real clothes that late in the day - especially when it's cold - reminds me of our Christmas vacations, when we have to change from ski stuff to... well, a collared shirt at least. So that was feeling. Then, somewhere on the voyage between here and there I definitely got a whiff of warm and golden floating in the cold air, so that was smelling Thanksgiving. I walked past one of those uniquely Manhattanish churches, with the tall wrought-iron fence, the thick and well-tended grass, the smattering of brown leaves rolling across - it would be the Haunted Mansion if it were in Orlando, but since it's not, it was a chance to see Halloween. I don't know that I got anything specific as far as hearing goes, but Ben's parents very generously treated us first to our favorite Italian dinner and then to dessert at a French bakery, where I got a pumpkin tart, so that was definitely tasting both Christmas AND Thanksgiving. It was fun; such sensory experiences are always interesting to me, and in this particular setting they were especially pleasant.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

19 Oct 06

Time:

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Money:

$12, lunch, back at the regular place (which is a good thing, I think.)
$4, coffee (duh) from Starbucks (also duh.)
$14, French toast and a shake from Cozy Soup and Burger (it was good, but expensive....)
$11, ticket to see A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints at the Angelika.

More interesting things:

Shared the train with a naval officer in... I think it's Winter Blues? with the black jacket and trousers.

Shared the sidewalk with a bus. I'm not sure why exactly the driver felt the need to take up some of my space when he had all of University Place to work with, but at least he refrained from running anyone over.

Passed a brace - well, okay, two - corgis. They were sort of yoked together, and they trotted along having a fabulous time.

Saw not a Dumpster train but a crane train as I waited to make my way back up here. It was weird, because it definitely sounded different from a regular train. I wonder if that's because there were only two cars?

Listened to a very drunk tourist smacking into the turnstile at the same station. Her friends - and we're talking three middle-aged Kansans or something, not 18-year-olds with fake IDs (which, by the way, doesn't work easily in this town) - made it through, and one of them offered several comments about not letting the other have any more alcohol, but after an exuberant exchange with the station attendant, the last one finally got through the gate, at which point it seemed (smelled) like Jack Daniels himself had suddenly joined us on the platform. I'm glad they were having fun.

18 Oct 06

Time:

Left apartment 1028, left gym (chest day...) 1348.

Money:

$12, lunch, but this time it was from that campus place.
$4, coffee, campus Starbucks. (This is starting to seem awfully repetitive!)
$140, seriously cool tanker-ish boots, some shoe store on Broadway (okay, that part, thankfully, is NOT repetitive.)
$13 (I think), a genuinely outstanding jamon y queso Cuban sandwich, rice, and beans, Chelsea Havana.

More interesting things:

Walked to the subway with a very nice German Shepherd. He wasn't on a leash, but he followed his person closely, with a fabric Frisbee hanging from his teeth.

Passed a young lady bellowing into her cell phone about how it was "a long-sleeves-and-pants day!" This was mainly interesting because she herself was wearing... a catsuit.

Enjoyed Professor Number Two's class, as usual, I guess, but today maybe especially because a little bird from Newark told me he'd mentioned my name - in a positive way - in a conversation he had with her.

Did an actual double-take when I noticed that our waitress wore a t-shirt proclaiming that she didn't "need big tits with an ass like that." Fascinating!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

17 Oct 06

Time:

?

Money:

$12, lunch, from the lunch place.
$4, maple macchiato, campus Starbucks.
$9, hummus, The Hummus Place.

More interesting things:

Waited only somewhat impatiently on the train in Grand Central. You often hear about "being held momentarily by the train's conductor" and being "delayed by train traffic ahead of us" - those are direct quotes, thank you - but today I got one I didn't know was an official reason and was glad to hear: we weren't leaving until a connecting train let its passengers off so they could get on the local I was riding. I think that's very accomodating, and to judge by the automated voice delivering the message, it's official practice. Add it to the New Yorkers ARE Polite Campaign, under the subheading of "Standardized Kindnesses."

Heard from Professor Bravo - who seemed quite different given extended time for interaction - that Professor Alpha is glad I'm here.

Labeled a WHOLE bunch of file folders in the process of trying to organize Professor Bravo's stuff, and wondered, as I occasionally do in such situations, how long my handwriting would appear in Bravo's filing cabinets. In ten years, when some new assistant is doing the reorganizing and asks what crazy person set it up like that in the first place, is Professor Bravo going to laugh and say "Why don't you ask her when you go to her class this afternoon?" Is he going to grit his teeth and restrain himself from making a comment about the GA who never found him any money? Is he going to smile and talk about his friend at Florida? What? There IS an answer. of course, and it's so weird to think that it's coming but I have no idea, really, what it is. Weird, yet fun, and if my past is anything to go by, something to anticipate contentedly.

Spotted among Professor Bravo's files an article that was reviewed by Carlos Torres, whose presentation on campus I missed because I was filing the article he reviewed.

Learned from Professor Alpha that I may be working with him in the spring... eek! (That was a good eek, of course.)

Received after a short discussion with Professor Number One about how "things" are changing some ominous yet light-hearted advice: "Just... finish quickly. [A single slow and meaningful nod of the head, and a preemptive spread of the hand, presumably as she encouraged herself, like I have often done, not to elaborate any further.] Just get it done, is all I'm saying." Oy. Funny, but oy.

Stood on the platform between a local and an express rushing together into the station. I've experienced that several times from the perspective of one of the trains, but it was pretty cool to wait in the middle.

16 Oct 06

Time:

?

Money:

$13, the usual lunch, the usual place.
$5, coffee of some sort - iced mocha? - from the fabulous campus Starbucks.
$15, skin antibiotics (hooray.)

More interesting things:

Noticed, for the first time, the enormous clock on the side of the building with the big lit-up sconcey-looking thing on top across from the gym. It was accurate, too.

Paid closer attention to the sculpture on the front of the... I think it's the Virgin Records building? across from Union Square. I should know what the name of it is, because that at least I pass by at an appropriate reading distance almost every day, but it was nice to be on the other side of the street for once, with a chance to appreciate the, like, steam emanating from the middle of it.

Visited the Union Square Farmer's Market. It was, to put it concisely, awesome. Pumpkins, cider, autumn flowers, Indian corn, fresh bread, concord grapes, organic brown eggs, custom-cut beef, muffins... you name it. I cannot believe I've gotten this far in life without having visited this thing, but it was probably good for my plans to get to school at a certain hour each day. Oh well - I'm just going to have to build in some extra time every now and then.

Walked up Union Square West, past the dignified statue of Marquis de Lafayette holding a bronze sculpted sword in one hand and... a ladybug umbrella in the other. This is very much in the theme of giant floating Chinese food boxes and the migrating Space Odyssey obelisk, because someone a) had to find the right umbrella and b) climb like 12 feet up to attach it to Lafayette's index finger. I'm sure he appreciates it, but even if he doesn't I certainly do.

Read yet another notice about the filming of I Am Legend somewhere on the perimeter of the park; this one was interesting mostly because it described how cars left inconveniently in the way of shooting would be "relocated" rather than "towed." There IS a substantive difference, of course - relocation doesn't have any fines associated with it - but I wonder if the police department has someone whose whole task is to word their publications at an appropriately inflammatory (or uninflammatory, in this case) level.

Thought about the LTC when I realized that the lines involved somehow with scaffolding on one or another of the particularly tall buildings I pass looked very much like so many unusually exciting rappelling lanes. (And now, of course, I'm thinking about the whole water tower episode....)

Saw that at least one Crunch - a hip but pleasant-seeming gym chain - is giving to new members: Halloween candy. I guess it's not that different than my home gym handing out wings and pizza and stuff, but it still strikes me as a bit incongruous. (Then again, maybe it's just a nice indication that they manage to believe in both physical fitness AND Hershey's, which is actually a pretty good combination.)

Spotted a girl in a Hofstra sweatshirt, and wondered if she'd ever done The Hop on their stage.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

15 Oct 06

Time:

?

Money:

$2, black-and-white cookie at Penn Station, since I didn't have time for one last week and passing through there without one really is just not allowed.
$14, pizza for dinner.

More interesting things:

Got some coffee at Starbucks this morning. I know I'm not supposed to like them; they're the big business and who's going to support the little guy and so on and so forth... I know. And I DO go to Oren's (even though I'm pretty sure they're a chain too) and Think and the Mud Truck and Joe (now that I know about it, I mean). But one thing about Starbucks is that besides their Hilton-esque consistency - they all have low light, floppy chairs, strong coffee, etc. - there is a consistency borne of the simple and obvious fact that wherever I go, there they are. I know how that's not a good thing. But I also know that I can imagine a spot on the corner of Southeast 1st Street and Southeast 2nd Avenue that I really like (it's the one with the purple couches and the view of the Hipp) and another on Glades and 441 (that's where they used to fix the 6am life-saving vanilla lattes for me) and another on West 4th Street and Washington Square East (this would be the home of the funniest latte-pouring troop I've seen), and think of them at once as a group and as very separate places, all of which I have enjoyed for a variety of reasons.

Appreciated a hard jet-style bank and a see-you-later flap from a Great Blue Heron as I drove past the bird jungle island with the coffee. Back soon, Heron.

Fell halfway out of my seat when I saw none other than Class-Ring Tommy and his mom headed up the aisle towards me today. She looked at me, and I know she was either trying to figure out how she knew me or wondering why I was stalking them from in front, but it didn't last long because this time they were seated way behind me.

Enjoyed another person's representation of my three-hometown claim. She had a Florida Design magazine in one hand and a Big Brown Bag from Bloomingdale's in the other.

Made it back north on what amounted to a slightly weird flight. First, the flight attendant addressing the emergency-exit row issues said something about tucking our bags all the way under because "when people come through here, they're going to take it all right with them." Okay, to start with, let's all hope they DON'T come through here, and number two, while I can appreciate why we might want to avoid that for the passengers' benefit, why did she make it sound like she was just giving ample warning to us as baggage owners? As if, somehow, any possible situation involving the opening of an escape-slide-related door would also include us waiting around looking for our bags? Second, one of the other flight attendants was hacking around like some kind of TB patient; I was glad for both of us when some water and some gum fixed him up. Third, before we took off, it was announced that while the ascent and the landing might be kind of bumpy, the rest should be pretty smooth. Wrong answer, Maverick - for awhile there it was the bumpiest flight I'd ever been on, and while it was also kind of fun, I was still pretty glad when the pilot took us down a little to some nicer air. And finally, you don't usually run into unpleasant people on airplanes; I think there's an aspect of locking ourselves up in a 35,000-foot-high capsule that makes us treat each other even more nicely than we might otherwise. This time, though, I was lucky enough to sit next to a nasty overgrown greaser wanna-be, who showed us all just how tough he was by telling the hacking flight attendant who tried to straighten his seat, "Yeah, see, it dint move noweah!" Very attractive.

Took the AirTrain back to the LIRR and passed... a cricket game in Queens. Well, I figure it was cricket, what with the baseball field full of grown men in head-to-toe white. (And from the little I know about cricket, we should hope it was white fur and wool; they're probably still out there and it's chilly....)

Hopped off the AirTrain and headed in the direction of the ticket machine. On a wall between the platform and the turnstile area hung a large metal sign: PAY FARE AHEAD. Like it was a 75-mile-an-hour toll road and the drivers needed a chance to rustle up some change! First of all, what are you going to do if you don't have any money? Go back to the airport and beg for some? Second, speaking of the turnstile area, wouldn't that pretty much give it away that the miles between Jamaica Station and JFK are not free? It made me laugh out loud, and now I wish I could steal it.

Made my way down the steps to Track 2 to catch the train back to Penn Station; this would have been entirely uneventful except that I realized that with the sun setting on them, the stairs were October-colored.

Felt the urge to return the E train's greeting of "honk honk, hooonk honk." I wish I could ask someone how the engineers decide when and how much to sound the horn, because then maybe I could do a better job translating.

14 Oct 06

Time:

?

Money:

$15, subs etc. at Publix.

More interesting things:

Rolled past the old Delray train station on my way to school, and whisked back in my rail-sensitive state to the days when we actually got on trains there.

13 Oct 06

Time:

Left apt 1231, arr airport gate 1415.

Money:

?

More interesting things:

Listened, as I did to a jazz band the other day and a cellist before that, to some highly skilled musical talent in the vicinity of the subway. This one was under 53rd as I waited for the train to Penn Station, and the tune of the hour was Ave Maria.

Ran past Amtrak en route to the LIRR train that would take me to Jamaica Station and thought, of course, about another time I was in the labyrinth below Penn Station and heard the words "Delray Beach," followed shortly thereafter by "Port Washington" as I made it up the stairs and into hearing range for the Long Island Rail Road announcer. I also thought for just a second about some of the train trips I've taken - all of them between Florida and New York - and in particular about how one of the stations in or near Washington, D.C. reminded me of one of the barrel boards on Donkey Kong Country.

Hopped on a train that would be headed, after it left me and a pack of others at Jamaica, to Port Washington.

Chatted with a very nice - and very good-looking - guy who I think was a cop in Wantagh. He told me about his daughter visiting colleges, I told him I was going to Florida, he offered me an Altoid, I declined... it was all very nice. I only gathered that he was a police officer because he flashed a little paper card at the conductor rather than handing over a ticket, and it looked like it had a shield shape on it; I wish I had been that quick-thinking after either of the two times he mentioned that he was old, or when he said I was young, because if I were smart I would have taken the opportunity to pay a compliment with ulterior motives.

Realized that the guy sitting in front of me on the plane had also ridden in the AirTrain elevator with me an hour earlier. Of all the gates at that airport....

Sat next to a gaggle of flight attendants (okay, it was three plus one in the next row up) who were "deadheading" back south. (I knew truck drivers used that term; it made me laugh to hear the young, eye-shadowed attendant say it.)

Watched as a high-schoolish kid, his mom, and maybe her friend made their way to the row right behind me and across the aisle. I wouldn't have paid them a whole lot of attention (beyond the fact that the kid had on a brilliant blue class ring, and it made me think that of course such an item is the jewelry of choice, de rigueur, for a kid in a Mets cap and a Lawn-Guyland accent who calls the lady next to him Ma and answers to Tommy), but then I overheard that they were going to everybody's favorite hurricane hideaway, "I don't know, someplace called the Palm-Aire?" Ha.

Hit up Golden Corral and in so doing walked past a jolly woman who announced to us, "Hey now, I left you all some food!" I didn't realize it before, and maybe it's just buffet restaurants or something, but Boynton Beach is seeming rather like a genuinely integrated town! Very impressive.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

12 Oct 06

Time:

I TRIED to check the timing of the trip from the gym stairwell to the corner of the park, but I got all involved with the telephone and forgot to check my watch again until I was about to get my lunch. Duh.

Money:

$12, soup, salad, and - you guessed it - tea, I'm not even going to say where.
$4, mocha, campus Starbucks.
$11, burger and shake, Johnny Rockets.

More interesting things:

Walked through the office with Professor Alpha before handing him back my portfolio and waiting to hear about an email Professor Number Four wanted me to see. Professor Alpha never found it, but I did get to mosey halfway down the hall with his arm around me, and to be honest I would have been just fine with staying there; it was like leaning against a warm and fuzzy (he was wearing a Bill Cosby-esque sweater) tree... you know, one of those trees that says "fuck" a lot.

Returned Professor Number One's book, but just barely - she was on her way out the door, but that meant I had the chance to chat with her as we left the building. She told me she's about to "announce that so-and-so is going to take over teaching such-and-such!" in this singsong voice that was cracking me up. Better than that, though, she had a Lord and Taylor bag in one hand and your sensible black leather pocketbook in the other, and between that and her long black coat, she was every inch (not that she's got many...) the prototype of the Older New York Lady.

Read from one of my textbooks and found that I could skip whole paragraphs, having already grown familiar with the research the author was talking about, and not from reading someone else's summary, either, thank you; I had read the original. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is just another indication that Professors Number One through Five (plus Alpha) are really on the ball.

Filled out a comment card at Starbucks after I blew a cold-and-congestion-related sigh as I waited for my coffee and immediately caught the sympathetic attention of the lady at the counter. We laughed and I told her that we always like going in there, because the people are so friendly and make us laugh almost every time, at which point we were effusively bowled into writing that down for the benefit of some folks in Seattle. Anne and I filled it out and sent it off (via the "damn mailbox"). Here's hoping it means something nice for those guys, because they really are cool.

Walked across Union Square to the train (since I was already halfway there after Johnny Rockets.) I love that you can dawdle through a craft market and listen to a better-than-decent jazz band just for trying to get home.

Got a good lead on a laundry from one of my doorman friends. Those guys know everything, and besides that it's good for a variety of reasons to know that I'm included on the list of stuff they know.

11 Oct 06

Time:

?

Money:

$12, soup, salad, and tea, take one guess where.
$3, iced latte, campus Starbucks.
$5, dumplings, Vanessa's Dumplings.

More interesting things:

Started the day with a cool email from the former president of the University of Florida (and my one-time professor.) He's now the chancellor at UMass, and his partner in crime, the former Florida provost, is now at Arizona State. Anyway, I had emailed him in response to a column he wrote for the higher ed newsletter I get every morning, and by this time I'd almost forgotten about it, but he did get back to me with some nice comments about education vs. law and so on.

Listened to a blind accordion player on the subway. He almost tripped on a stroller, which wasn't too cool, but everybody - seriously, everyone around him, including me - helped catch him and got him headed in the direction of the door once the train had stopped.

Looked over the shoulder of a big guy in dreds, do-rag, the requisite all-black Yankees cap with uncurved bill, two earrings, large pants, and like three sweatshirts as he... studied his accounting textbook. Awesome.

Watched as a ladder truck sailed past the gym with its flag flying. Firefighters in other places have all kinds of decals about September 11th pasted on their trucks, of course, about remembering their brothers, and I admire, respect, and appreciate that. Here, poignantly, it's a little different; the brothers' names themselves are on the trucks, and it's because they once rode the very same ones.

Walked past a couple of postal workers on their rounds (I guess); one had her foot on the other guy's knee as he tied her shoelace for her and she cracked up. I'm not sure what that what was all about, but I'm all for the post office teamwork.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

10 Oct 06

Time:

23 min, no more or less, to return from the treadmill and be headed out the door.

Money:

$2, a Diet Cherry Vanilla Coke. Yecch.
$12, the typical salad PLUS (to be daring) a cup of "Maryland Crab Soup" and a bottle of tea, All About Food.
$7, coffee for Anne and me, campus Starbucks.
$1, gum to ward off the scallion breath, which turned out to be a good plan, campus market thingy (very cool; I'll have to go back.)
$12, surprisingly good "vegetable don" (otherwise known as stir-fried veggies and brown rice), Dojo.
$3, Egg Beaters for tomorrow and the next day, Gristede's.

More interesting things:

Followed, for what must be a series of unrelated reasons, a trail of sweetener packets throughout the gym. It started with some highly incongruous Sweet 'n' Lows in the locker room and moved on to a Splenda in the gym lobby. Did the same person drop them all? Why did she (because it was, remember, in the women's locker room that I spied the pink packets) have a pocket full of fake sugar? Was there a caterer in the gym as had been, judging by the stack of bagel boxes, in the lobby? Does somebody think she's going to satisfy the runner's need for carbohydrate by snorking this stuff? (I hope not, or if she does I hope she's not a nutrition major, since of course the whole point of these things is that they have no calories.)

Minded my own business almost all the way down University Place, but I could not ignore the battalion of movie production trucks starting about in front of Space Market and stretching on down to Washington Place and well around the corner. A doorman told me that it was not just a real movie - I Am Legend, or something - but one featuring Will Smith, for chrissakes. And that is what I find merely by walking to school. First dachshunds, now this... I dare any other town to try to keep up.

Added to the pleasant weirdness by noting that one of the light trucks came from Port Washington. We are not talking bustling metropolis here; it's more on the level of contentedly-moseying beach town. And yet it not only supports what must be a reasonably formidable technical lighting company but happened to send one of its trucks right into my AO today. Nice.

Watched a hired (water) gun as he attended to the plants - I didn't know they were real, but I probably could have guessed - in the bottom of Pless. Somehow this gave me a subtle sense of satisfaction, as if an obscure but quietly niggling question had at last been answered, which I guess it has.

Thanked the Starbucks Line Commander as he carefully relayed our orders to whatever lieutenant was listening to the other end of his microphone system and got a "have a nice day, sweetie" in return. As Anne says, that comment in a condescending tone is entirely insupportable, but this was just nice, and I appreciated it.

Came across Professor... oh, this one doesn't have a code name, which is dumb because she should be Professor Alpha-and-a-Half, fitting in between (of course) Alpha and Bravo. In any case, I happened to be grinning about something - I wish I could remember what - when I met her on my way to get some gum. I said "hi," obviously, and got a lovely collection about "good to see you" and "nice to see your smiling face" in return. This is cool, because Alpha-and-a-Half was one of the first ones to confirm my suspicion about the distinctive, unrestrained, and usually delightful personalities around here, and I'm always glad to see her.

Caught - as has been my fortunate and recently onion-free custom in the last few weeks - Professor Alpha himself. He made the usual comment about "there she is!", to which I responded with my usual comment about how fortunate that made us all - but this time, I got first a loud and growly agreement ("Yes, I think about how lucky I am EVERY DAY!") followed by a high-five that somehow turned into a hug. (Not that I'm going to argue.) I told him very unspecifically about my meeting with Professor Bravo, was told that I have to TAKE the opportunity to comment or else I would never get it, came back to that by reminding him that I had to take at least ONE meeting to figure out what was going on, and was consequently reminded that I "already know what's going on - you taught! You know how the chemistry teacher blames YOU because the kids can't read!" (Whereupon I got whacked once more in the shoulder.)

Caught Alpha once again, this time on his way to class, causing me to query very intelligently, "On your way to class? [Duh.] See, now your students are the lucky ones." "Well, yes, they're a bunch of lucky ducks. And you will be too, next semester." "Wait, me? What?" (A fine example of my conversational ability.) "Yes, you - you're going to take Seminar in College Teaching with me next semester." "Hey, cool - that is lucky!" And out he went. Thankfully, so I didn't have to try to compose any more illuminating sentences.

Slid very casually into a conversation with Professor Number One (that she started, by the way!) about my teaching prospects for next semester - she does want me to take the course, which of course led to a small discussion of what I'm doing now. Reminders about the grant work followed, and then a backed-off mention of the articles Professor Bravo asked me to read. The response wasn't particularly interesting until the part where I hoped it would become so, when I added that they were newspaper articles; here Professor Number One came in like a champ. I didn't have to clarify anything, because it was obvious she already thought that was weird, but somehow we made it to the issue of Professor Bravo not having any idea (I didn't add that he doesn't seem to care) about what I've studied, what my interests are, or, apparently, whether he could expect me to have kept up with current events in education over the past few years. She suggested handing him my resume, so I sort of rhetorically mentioned that of course Bravo was just being hired right about the time my classmates and I were being picked from the barrel and so hadn't seen my portfolio, and I got the ideal answer: "Oh, of course! The portfolio! That would be much easier, wouldn't it? You could let him see how you got here in the first place!" She told me that either Professor Alpha or Number Four would have it, and that it shouldn't be a problem at all for me to ask one of them about it. What are we going to do without Number One?

Found yet another reason to appreciate Professor Number One when she engaged thoughtfully, thoroughly, and authentically in the "Channel the Spirit of Louise Rosenblatt" activity my partner had come up with. She worked with Marisa of the ed theatre background, and combining that with her personal knowledge of Dr. Rosenblatt - she WAS a Mrs., I overheard, but Ratner, not Rosenblatt, and heaven help you if you skipped the "Dr." - made for a genuinely awesome performance.

Reminded Number One that we would really miss her, as no one else has quite the sense of history that she does. Even if, as she says, history is not politically timely at the moment, someone has to keep track of it, and she's the one who's done it so far.

Sensed, throughout all these exchanges, that the air of familiarity is coming in pretty big chunks. I wondered about that before I got here, knowing full well how lucky I was to have had it at Florida, and I'm glad it's already starting to grow in.

Crossed Broadway near the garage on my way back to the train and examined, with the woman standing next to me, a big brass-looking circular thing marked with four raised letters, two of which were N-Y, resting on the subway grate. She said that she passed it every day, and that it looked to her like a Christmas tree stand. I thought it seemed more like a flag stand, and hefted it up just a little to check if it was attached (it wasn't), but either way it was cool to share that experience. Humanity in New York, it seems, is beaten out only by politeness as an ostensibly surprising but very real factor of life in the city, but I guess those do kind of go together.

9 Oct 06

Time:

?

Money:

$16, really, really good roast pork with yellow rice and black beans, plus a bottle of water, Chelsea Havana.
$3, Tres Leches soft-serve (in keeping with the Cuban theme) from Tasti D'Lite (or however they spell that ridiculous name.)

More interesting things:

Took the C to Chelsea to meet Anne and Co., and spied the "yellow-green" subway traffic light combination I'd read about yesterday. It's going to be a loss when there are no more cars with windows at the front; I do like to watch what's coming, and Ben's absolutely right when he describes the gradual and somewhat mysterious appearance of a station in the distance as similar to that of a lighted outpost on a dark river.

Waited on aforementioned C at... 51st? because of "the E train crossing ahead of us." I appreciate the engineer's specificity, even if I don't know what its purpose is.

Noticed what looked almost like big tags made of yellow metal sticking out from the wall as the train pulled into one of the stations. Each tag had a number on it - from ten back one at a time to six is as far as I saw, although I bet they went all the way down to one. I think - and this is just an educated guess based on the rest of that article mentioning the yellow-green, but I think it's a good one - that each tag tells the engineer how many of his (or her) cars has, in MTA parlance, "made the platform." As in the famous LIRR comment, "Passengers for Laurelton will need to be in one of the first four cars; only the first four cars will make the platform at Laurelton. First four cars for Laurelton." Express trains generally have ten cars, but if they're 70-foot cars (?) rather than 60-foot (again, ?), obviously they don't need as many, so it's not like the engineer can just, like, line the front of the train up with the end of the platform or something.

Listened to the table-moving sound. Once upon a time, I lived the whole year 'round in Florida, where there's a big wooden table in our tiled dining room. When you move the table slowly - perhaps in an effort to keep the Thanksgiving decorations in place - you hear a soft "kerthunk" as the table legs dip into the grout lines, followed by a quiet scraping sound as they slide across the tiles themselves. If you do it at the right speed, you can note for the benefit of those around you that it sounds just like a train dropping speed as it approaches a station, particularly if you happen to be on, for instance, the Long Island Rail Road, whose cars sometimes momentarily lose contact with the power line and cause everything to get real quiet for a second or two. This time, however, a train was the physical environment, leaving my brain to occupy for a minute a room that smells like turkey.

8 Oct 06

Time:

26 min, time from online order to salad arrival

Money:

$10, quite a good salad - and all the better for having been ordered online and delivered, City Market Cafe.
$3, teriyaki rice and teriyaki sauce (it's good to have options), Gristede's.

More interesting things:

Got a significant amount of work done, in the form of reading almost all of a seminal Louise Rosenblatt book: Literature as Exploration. Also got pretty much ready for my presentation Tuesday.

Traipsed to not one but TWO Gristede's not-that-supermarkets in search of teriyaki NOODLES. I didn't want rice, but it's what I ended up getting stuck with, and fortunately, once I'd added a little peanut butter, it was really quite good. (I'd still rather have had pasta.)

Monday, October 09, 2006

7 Oct 06

Time:

?

Money:

$7, coffee, Think.
$5, a single truffle and the chocolatiest hot chocolate I think I've ever had, Jacques Torres in Brooklyn.
$5, Half-and-Half at the Guinness and Oyster Festival in Brooklyn (well, it was Guinness and Harp, anyway... I can never remember if it's Bass or Harp that makes it a Black-and-Tan instead.)
$12, the excellent ziti from whatever that place is called on First Avenue.
$30, beverages, Molly Pitcher's.

More interesting things:

Decided, as I hung out in front of the Arch, that the somewhat-higher-up I mentioned the other day - the one who asked if I were a faculty member - almost certainly didn't actually believe that was the case, but I think it was even better: to put it shortly, Jane is the opposite of Darren. Where one didn't know what I was actually doing but assumed, based on my age or something, that it couldn't be more than he has done, the other didn't know and so acted as though the most impressive possibility was the truth. VERY classy. (And also very unsurprising, really.)

Accidentally came across a very well-attended dachshund show in the park. There aren't many places where that kind of thing can just happen to you; in most towns you have to make purposeful plans if you wish to find yourself among badger-chasers galore. Really, the benefits....

Looked across the park to an apartment building or something - it was pretty far off to the south side, but it was tall - with a huge white banner that looked like the classic "I [heart] NY" thing, except I think it said Rex instead of NY. Whatever it was, it reminded me very much of the constant supply of similar-looking banners outside the frat houses in G'ville, which of course made me smile for about an hour. (Especially having seen it on the day of the first Homecoming in eight years I haven't been to; I'm sorry I wasn't there, but I'll be back, and anyway, we beat LSU AND moved up to No. 2... I can't feel too badly about any of that.)

Watched first a dad and then the mom chasing a little girl - maybe three? she was still young enough to hide her face and figure that meant no one could see her - around the Arch. You could tell they lived here, and once again I had cause to think that if there's enough money to do it reasonably, this would be an unmatchable place to raise a kid: what would it be to look back on memories of playing Peek-a-Boo around George Washington's boot?

Saw a guy walking past the Arch, and for at least two seconds I thought it was Tackleberry from the Police Academy movies.

Saw also a TON of Florida shirts. Dooooo-doo-doo-doo-doo - go, Gators!

Came off the A train at High Street to go to the festival, and found that onto the seat of a bike someone (illegally) locked to the black fence around the staircase, an MTA person had attached a sign giving the owner one last chance to move his wheels before they would be taken away. Machines are cheap and efficient, but only a human being could decide to cut someone some slack here, and we need that. Oh, and this is of course yet another installment of the New Yorkers ARE Polite Campaign. (As if you didn't know that.)

Hit the aforementioned beer and shellfish street party with Anne and Co. There wasn't much to it, but a) they certainly weren't skimping on the two main focal points, and b) Anne's cousin scored a free Guinness t-shirt for someone back home, even though, to judge by the difficulty in acquiring them, these shirts must have come straight from Fort Knox. So that was impressive.

Got back on the A, with the intent of going in the direction of some Italian food, but this got complicated pretty quickly. First, though, I should mention that the newest subway cars - I just read about them a couple of days ago - are lovely (and reserved, of course, for the lettered lines, none of which I ride on any regular basis. But anyway.) Instead of a static map with electronic lights, the whole THING is LEDs or whatever, and it even counts the stops for you. Plus they seemed wider somehow, and they're definitely bright enough that you could perform minor surgery in there if necessary. In any case, I intended to switch from A to the 6 in order to get back where I needed to be.

Discovered that this was not quite going to work out, because the 4 and 5 (what happened to the 6 at Broadway-Nassau, I'm not sure - I really thought that's what I'd catch, but it didn't matter) were not coming through that station. It looked like they were doing construction, but I didn't find that out until I got to the top of a long, long ramp (which led ONLY to the 4 and 5, mind you) where I was told by an MTA guy that I needed to get the J to Chambers. Why he needed to stand at the top of the ramp before fending off the hordes who really wanted the 4 or the 5, I'll never know, but it was actually kind of funny, because we all turned around and flounced off toward the who-rides-this-line? J-M-Z platform.

Waited there near a large and still largely good-natured group of people, including a pack of four teenagers who were ruining the oddly positive feeling among us J-waiters but did, I have to admit, make me laugh. They were from out of town, I think, and they were unhappy about having to stand around. "Every other civilized city in the WORLD has better trains than this place." "Well, in D.C. my phone works on the Metro." "Seriously, Paris? Paris has, like, clocks, and they all tell the same time, and you know EXACTLY when the next train is coming." So go back to Paris, Chicky. Although I appreciate getting the opportunity to laugh out loud... you did help the woefully under-measured time go by more quickly.

Converged, with many of my platform-mates, on the conductor once a train had appeared and we found that it was marked "S." The S train, as I had understood it from my long-time study of the system, really had nothing whatsoever to do with this station, but before most of us had even formed the J-related questions we were planning, the conductor started calling, "Everybody on! It's okay, everybody get on this train! We're going to Chambers Street." As if he, personally, had come expressly to pick that particular group of people up for the singular purpose of making it to Chambers. It only occurs to me now that that may have been part of the reason I enjoyed the whole thing so much; it was really another example of that humanity - remember the bike warning? - that you see here all the time, if you want to, or can ignore, if you'd rather find a reason to dislike this city.

Hightailed it, for the most part with the same group I'd been traveling with, through the Chambers St. station towards the 6 - but slowed down long enough to appreciate that it still said "IRT" in the appropriate black mosaic on the pillars.

Found a spot to sit down on the 6 - at last, the old familiar 6! - across from a girl who had pulled the trick I always thought I should use but now have little call for: covering up one's guide book, in this instance with an American Eagle ad.

Decided, as I relaxed after the fun (really!) of wending my way through unfamiliar below-ground terrain, that although it doesn't happen every day - and that's probably a good thing - this town is a great place for injecting a little shot of weird into your regularly-scheduled life. Sometimes it's just something you see - the Camouflage Samurai, the wine-purchasing Labrador; sometimes it's something you become proactive about - this subway journey, finding Ben's friend's office when we first moved here, the Trader Joe's salt conversation. But it's definitely not boring. This is what it means to say that you don't pay all that rent for the sake of what's inside your apartment.

Admired, on my way to an excellent-as-always dinner with Ben, a coat at Banana Republic. It's only single-breasted, but past that it pretty much captures everything I require: wool, three-quarter length, notch collar (I think that's what the Class A-style lapel is called), and overall impossibly... urbane. That's really the word, and I know it sounds overstated, but it's true; I've got a thing for this type of coat, and as a tuxedo will do for a man - ALL guys look great in tuxes - so this coat does for women. I think. But in any case, I liked how it looked on me, so I'm feeling like I'm just going to have to go ahead and bite this particular two-hundred-dollar bullet.

Walked home from dinner, up our hill, and past the church. Well, past the dance party. Okay, somehow - I really do not quite get it - it was both. Thumping music, very little light (and what there was, was neon), and... monks. Spiling out of Our Lady of the Glowstick, or whatever it's called. I wanted to stop and talk to the (very young) men of the cloth, but they were occupied with, like, a skateboarder or something, and anyway, anything they told me would have taken away from the utter oddity of this sight, so it was just as well to leave it.

Met two Dumplings and two cousins at Molly Pitcher's, which was somewhere beyond ridiculous when we got there, thanks to the Mets. The bartender was great, though, and it got a lot quieter once people left after the game. And if nothing else, this place has Guinness ad paintings in the loo (I thought I'd keep it appropriately British... next time I'll say W.C.), so that alone pretty much won me over.

Friday, October 06, 2006

6 Oct 06

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Money:

$4, big ol' Maple Macchiato from campus Starbucks (and it was good, but I would have been grateful for it anyway - no coffee in class yet.)
$48, new green jacket from Old Navy.
$14, fried chicken, macaroni and cheese, yams, cornbread, coconut cake, and lemonade, Soul Fixins. (In the immortal words of one of my students, "More like Soul AWESOME....")
$4, bottle of cherry beer from this awesome wine, cheese, and beer store on the UWS (they pull off selling both beer and wine because technically, I guess, it's two physical stores.)
$0, pint of cider at Valhalla, because Anne's cousins very nicely treated me.

More interesting things:

Tumbleweeded - it was windy, and it was cold, and it was definitely the start of fall - down WSq South, right over a manhole cover emblazoned with "IN LINE WITH ANOTHER AND THE NEXT." And keep in mind this was actually raised out of the metal, like the opposite of engraving, probably done at the factory because I sure can't see who would drag out a machine capable of doing that in the street. More than that, maybe, I can't see WHY. What the heck does that mean?

Saw chefs - or at least people dressed convincingly as chefs - picketing on Seventh Avenue near Penn Station for chefs' rights. Like... what, for example? If their picket signs (really!) had said something about cooks, on the other hand, that might have made more sense. But chefs, I'm not so clear.

Walked back from Soul Fixins, up Ninth Avenue and under the Port Authority Bus Terminal. I guess since I always saw signs for the bus terminal near Penn Station, I just sort of thought it was for the most part indistinguishable from the LIRR/A-C-E-1-2-3/Amtrak section of things, and that may be true as far as passengers are concerned. But today we passed under two chartreuse skyway-flyover-looking things, like exits to the Fort Lauderdale airport and I-595 suddenly overrun by an absolute parade of city buses. Is that where they get gas or something? Because I simply cannot fathom that THAT many people feel the need to pass through (well, over) Hell's Kitchen that many times a day.

Made it past the buses and up to one of those unusual-grocery stores (that is, the stores aren't unusual; it's that they carry unusual groceries, such as a ten-gallon can of olive oil) which fended off its potential mouse visitors - and possibly human ones as well - by keeping a Sphinx of a fat gray-and-white cat just inside the doorway.

Found a restaurant in Hell's Kitchen called... Hell's Kitchen. Anne's cousin suggested that they should be sure to carry devil's food cake and deviled eggs.

Shared a west side train coming back from Anne's with a bunch of people and a cake box. In most towns your average cake box never has the chance to make it below ground at all, much less onto a subway, but then again I've now brought salmon with me a couple of times, and at any rate it's probably easier to keep the thing steady if you hold it with both hands rather than let it compete for your attention with, like, what's going on outside one's windshield.

Shared a crosstown bus with a field hockey girl. She was wearing Topsiders, a rugby shirt, and a peacoat, of course, and needless to say had a cell phone in one ear and an iPod in the other, and obviously hopped off the bus at Fifth Avenue. This was the first time since I've lived here that I have seen someone who could have come from the Gossip Girl books, and even if I don't particularly admire it, it's kind of fun to see they're out there.

5 Oct 06

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Money:

$4, yogurt-and-granola, Space Market.
$4, giant coffee, campus Starbucks.
$15, great burger and REALLY good onion soup, Cozy Soup and Burger (they named it after my lunch.)
$6, granola bar and mocha, Think.

More interesting things:

Attended a meeting where I finally learned about the grant Professor Alpha was actually talking about that time in the train station. This was fun for a variety of reasons. For starters, the other people in the meeting were genuinely nice, and made a real point of not only asking my name and position (which, for some untold reason, one of the somewhat-higher-ups thought was "new faculty member" - if she'd said "new underdressed faculty member," it would have made more sense) but remembering and using that information later. Second, Professor Alpha volunteered me for all kinds of stuff, including the lit review, because as he has it, "[she] has been LONGING to go to the library, but she hasn't had a reason! Now she has a GREAT reason to go to the library and do all KINDS of work!" as he thumped me in the shoulders. Third... well, this one's in two parts, because I owe them both to the LTC: 3a) it didn't take long at all before I had quite a good idea of what was going on and 3b) I felt far from clueless as far as actually writing the proposal up (not that that's my job.) Fourth, my name... is actually... on the proposal as the "Graduate Assistant" (which IS my job.) And fifth, I just love, love, LOVE working with professors. I cannot believe that sitting around with these guys, all of whom are not only part of a group I admire but want to help me JOIN that group myself, is a JOB. Okay, that's it for now on THIS subject.

Flashed - well, not really flashed; it was slower than that, so - scrolled back to my days living on campus, when just a little luck added to one's regular treks past the infirmary meant that you could fill out a health survey (for instance) and be rewarded with pizza, a Coke, and a professional massage. The scrolling was brought on by the school Wellness Fair on W. 4th Street, where the balloons were of appropriately autumnal colors rather than orange and blue but were as festive and beckoning as ever.

Camped once again in the bottom of Pless but was forced, for a short time, to take up residence on the excessively loud side, which would be the one more usually inhabited by the ed theatre people. In this case, however, I had a moment of appreciation for their exuberance before I went and found a spot on the other side: two girls were chatting (okay, bellowing) when a third came up; Bellower One announced in the newcomer's direction, "Hey Regine! I'm just calling you Regine 'cause that's, like, short for your whole name." Of course, if I were representing her proclamation more faithfully that would have been in all caps, but since by standing literally ten inches away from me during all this she added a small but amusing element of the surreal to my day, I'm willing to forgive her the damage she inflicted on our eardrums.

Retreated into the hood of my sweatshirt once I had moved back to the normal side of Pless, mostly because I didn't want to read my chapter but partly because it was a little chilly in there, whereupon Nice Guard Number Two (the woman with the short curly hair) asked whether I were cold in a tone that suggested she would change the thermostat if I said yes. I told her I was just hiding, but I hope she knows it wasn't from her... those guards are pretty cool.

Caught the local at Astor Place and experienced for the first time something I read about somewhere, maybe in that Brooklyn guy's subway blog: recognizing for sure another commuter. In this case, however, it wasn't much of a trick; if this kid ever wants to achieve the level of "inconspicuous," he's going to have to ditch the Mets yarmulke.

4 Oct 06

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Money:

For the first time, I can't remember, which is irritating. I know I bought coffee at Oren's, and I'm pretty sure that was the day I had a salad at All About Food, but... next time I think it might be awhile before I post, I'm going to note this stuff too.

Oh, wait - this was also the night we went to Vanessa's Dumplings again, so that would have been like six bucks, I think.

More interesting things:

Bench-pressed for the benefit of my pectoral muscles; brain-pressed for the benefit of my... well, brain. Having finished up in the weight room and slouched my way down to the cardio room for a walk on the treadmill, I started looking at what probably wouldn't be all that complicated an article if I were, say, an ECONOMIST. That's who this thing was written by and for, but I did the best I could (which turned out to be not too bad, actually) and had fun for all the intellectual hefting.

Walked past a guy with blond hair as I left the gym. This wouldn't have been too fascinating, really, except for a few other characteristics: a) the guy happened to be black, b) he had a moustache, c) it was LONG blond hair, and d) the hair had a tiara in it. So really, in the interest of accuracy and to do justice to what seem to have been his aims, I should say it was long blonde hair. I think this is excellent, and further proof that as fab as John Cougar Mellencamp is, he was completely full of it when he sang about a SMALL town being a place where people let you be what you want to be.

Spent a few dollars at Oren's, but was glad when someone else didn't have to. A customer ordered an iced coffee and neglected to mention that he didn't want any milk; on being presented with a cup filled tan rather than dark brown, he handed it back and waited for a new one, which he got quickly. The coffee-with-milk sat on the counter for just a minute, until the manager (owner? whatever) picked it up and raised his voice in the direction of the line, which by now was out the door: "Anybody want a free iced coffee?" A young woman (if I were being rude, I'd probably describe her appearance as sorority-type) answered yes and claimed her drink, announcing her good fortune to whoever had his ear attached to the other end of her cell phone. That this place chose to suck it up in the face of losing a couple bucks and not add to it by wasting coffee pleases me; that I think the same would have been done at the campus Starbucks or Think or probably most of the other places around here makes me even happier.

Raised my own voice during Professor Number Two's class in order to help with the discussion-leading thing Anne, Kevin, and I volunteered for and had more than one person - Professor Number Two included - comment on my "teacher voice." That, really, is a compliment I can get with.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

3 Oct 06

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Money:

$5, basketball shorts at the gym.
$10, coffee and oatmeal, Think.
$7, hummus and (free) coffee, The Hummus Place (obviously.)
$20, enchiladas I didn't finish and two margaritas I did, Caliente Cab Co. (And that is it for that place; I'm all about red meat but I don't look for it in the shape of an insect in my friend's dinner.)

More interesting things:

Passed a guy who looked like a cross between LTC in full Ranger-get-up (camouflage from head to toe) and a samurai warrior (hat that looked like a lampshade) as I left the gym. I'm pretty sure he was going for looks, in which case he was highly successful, but beyond that I'm not at all certain what he was after. Maybe looks was enough.

Semi-enjoyed my oatmeal breakfast; fully enjoyed the chalkboard sign outside. It advertised that Cats tickets and a half-melted toy fire truck were among the items in its lost-and-found, while its other side proclaimed that the coffeehouse's most frequent guests included "the brother from Fresh Prince" and... Max Planck. Maybe if I hang out there often enough he'll explain his constant, which would be good because that was definitely one part of astronomy I don't think I ever quite got.

Waited for Dumpling Anne outside the Cage - that is to say, the W. 4th Street basketball (and handball, I now realize) courts. Those guys are crazy, and it is really fun to watch them, even if I had to step back into the shade of the subway elevator in order to protect myself from the 80 degrees we had today.

Monday, October 02, 2006

2 Oct 06

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Money:

$0, even though I was STRONGLY considering ordering a burger from Jackson Hole for dinner.

More interesting things:

Looked at my wooden floor and realized that with the sun striping it from around the shades, it looked just like IB exams at Old School Square. This might seem to be another non-New Yorkish entry, but it's actually an indirect observation of something that's common here and almost unheard of in Florida: everybody and their mother in this town has hardwood floors, whereas in the south even the oldest houses are more likely to be tiled, and so what I have in my very own bedroom here reminds me of something nice I only got to see a few times a year down there.

Got almost all of my work done. I still have to write a critical summary, but that's getting easier and easier, and I have a chapter to read and then summarize, but I can do that pretty much however I want, so... things are good. Probably this would be a good time to, I don't know, work on my bibliography or my research project or my OTHER research project (well, lit review, I hope) or my funding search or.... But for now I'm just glad that I'm pretty much caught up, and also that I was able to come up with SOMETHING for today's entry!

More interesting things I haven't done yet:

Gotten the new gold school t-shirt. I think it's long-sleeved, and I really would prefer it short-sleeved, but it's still quite cool-looking, so one of these days maybe I'll get it.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

1 Oct 06

Time:

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Money:

$127, groceries.
$8, pizza to go with the Seahawks game at Anne's.

More interesting things:

Passed a party of pigeons on my way home from the gym. I don't think that's what a group of them is really called, of course - I think it's a bevy or at least a flock or something - but these ones were definitely getting down with their bad selves in a big puddle. They were wading. Like, on purpose. Not flapping their wings taking a bath, not drinking. Wading. And having a pigeon-ball.

Passed, shortly thereafter, a smallish husky waiting for his person outside a market, and he (well, probably "she," actually, given the size) looked just like Ratface Blu, with the white triangle going up the face instead of the black stripe coming down.

Crossed West 66th near Lincoln Center on my way to study with another Dumpling and noticed that it had been named Peter Jennings Way. I can't quite remember whether I've walked over that street recently, but if I have, I missed that part, and I'm glad to see it. I like Canadians, especially ones who spend hours and hours at work in the public eye telling us what was happening to this American city over the course of a week when we really needed to know.